Politics and humor

those are really funny, mind you. the only thing i don’t like with the filipino’s humor is, it is extending to the point that ‘prayers’ are also included in their jokes. actually, i don’t find them funny, i just simply skip them.

those jokes are really great keep em coming.

nice post guys!im a newbie here but i wanna’ say something..

Well,i think,all of this foolishness happening to our country is the damned effect of “love of power and money” and of bein’ “selfish”. These are those who are in control of our beloved country. Those who have the damned guts to squeeze a penny out of a “very very” poor man’s pocket. Those are the ones that we call f**king PESTS of the society.

I just wonder how the hell they swallow those kinds of damned deeds. World knows that we are a religous people.
But where are the teachings that we learn from our own different religous groups. I bet that every known religion in the world teaches what is good and bad. But still we are so damned that we continue doing things that makes our society sick. Just where the hell is the damned “conscience”??

Dapat nga “Hybrid” tayong mga pinoy kasi naghahalo halo ang iba’t-ibang lahi sa atin. Pero anong nakuha natin? we got nothing but the NEGATIVITIES of all thos races. Namana yata natin ang kasamaan ng mga lahing nagdaan sa atin.

I can see that most of us are looking for healing, one that can pull up this country out of the pit of poverty. That’s why we easily bite the propagandas and all of those f**king promises of those damned politicians. But,instead of healing we got nothing but more and more trouble because of repeated mistakes in choosing our leaders.

We can’t just directly blame those TRAPOs because they’re not gonna make it without our “precious” VOTES. Tayu rin naman ang naglukluk sa kanila. Maaaring nagkaroon sila ng sapat na kapangyarihan upang manalo ng may bahid na kadayaan ngunit nasa atin parin ang alas, nasa atin parin ang kapangyarihan upang baguhin ang ating mga pagkakamali.

We need no heroes,we need no politicians, all we need is ourselves and God. We need to reform, to change in to something better. We may wonder why God let this happen, but lets first ask that question to ourselves…
“WHY DID WE LET THIS HAPPEN?”

I truly believe that if you want to change the world…..

“START BY CHANGING YOURSELF”.. 😀

Chika Minute!: Magpaplit na raw ng pangalan ang GIFTGATE.
Ang ipapalit, GLORIAGATE. Ang pagpapalit ng pangalan ay bunga umano ng pagkalaos ng kanilang main product na si Hello Kitty at paglutang naman ng kanilang bagong best seller na HELLO GARCI !!!

well, we are all free to say what we wanted to say, GMA is here in HK last monday only to exercise herself on how to confront the protester, because in coming days SHE”S anticpating that there will a huge rally against her. although few in numbers outside the Hotel, they’re able to expelled GMA right away out of HK. so GMA, wherever she may go there are voices of the masses who will opposed her deception!

joke time!!!

“china files a case in international courts against cut throat competition of pirated cd’s against the philippines”

Five (5) pesos ba naman against 30 pesos ng china.

Newly released book:

“Oral Encounters with the President: Lewinsky and Garci Tell Their Tales”

Bakit nawawala si Iggy Arroyo lately?

Nagpapractice nang voice lesson. Aaminin nya na sya ang nasa tape.

Download the 3 hour tape and paguia tape

http://www.defensive-thinking.com

in Fairnes to Mrs.Arroyo,may ibang source sila ng Family Income,di lang puro sa Kaban ng Taong BAyan,can you imagine?PRESIDENTE NG BANSA!numero uno sa pandaraya,sabagay ano pa ba ang bago?o ngay0n JUETENG SILA KUNG ano ang next move,mukhang check mate eh?

I was listening to the DZBB Radio this day, and I heard Sec. Mike Defensor inteviewed by the host, depending his Bogus President! wow, very obvious ang mga sagot nya, even an unschooled person would be able to contest his defense, porke indirect daw ang mga usapan doon, wla daw cnasabing dayain mo, but the outcome is so obvious right now that the bogus president still adamant to answer all the question pertaining to that conversation, thats means GUILTY IN ALL CHARGES ANG BOGUS PRESIDENT NATIN! kc simply lang e if you’re not guilty, you should defend yourself or clean up your name! but her continued deaf & mute style will not help her to anyway so hopefully God will convict her to step down now! for the sake of our beloved country and to the people!

kasama naman siguro ang media, tv, etc sa nagnanais makaalam ano…

pakipalabas ulit ang

1. Voltes V
2. Daimos
3. Thundersub

this really helped support anti government operations.

News flash: GARCI HAS SURFACED!

Sa Pasig River.

Oust Arroyo.

Let Noli de Castro take over…

…the post of Dinky Soliman.

People are in doubt about what’s next after G.ARROYO.
What’s life after G.ARROYO? THERE SEEMS TO
PREVAIL PESSIMISM ON THE ABILITY
OF THE FILIPINO TO LEAD AND GOVERN
HONESTLY, WITH INTEGRITY AND DIGNITY.

THIS IS WRONG, ABSOLUTELY WRONG.

I AM OFFERING A FORMULA, THE MOTHER
OF ALL HOPES TO RESURRECT THE DEAD
SOUL OF BONIFACIO’S FILIPINO.

The formula comes from the mind of a poor
apolitical animal who knows much about
theory and practice of governance in our
country and overseas. This apolitical animal
came home from the cold, uncorrupted
and unscathed. So I am gladly sharing
with you his IGCRP. Read on…

WITH MALICE TOWARDS NONE THIS FORMULA IS
OFFERED TO THE PCIJ READERS AND THE FILIPINO PEOPLE:

INTERIM GOVERNMENT COUNCIL OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES (IGCRP)

RATIONALE

Upon resignation or removal of Mrs. Gloria M. Arroyo, the people of the Republic of the Philippines shall request the UN Secretary General Kopi Anan through the UNDP resident representative to appoint immediately a UN Secretary General Representative
(SGR- R.P.) to the Philippines (just like in Timor Lorosae) to carry out the duty of organizing the Interim Government Council of the Republic of the Philippines (IGCRP) and the Interim Criminal Courts (ICCRP) to conduct the trial of violators of the election law and relevant laws during the 2004 elections.

The primary function of the (SGR-RP) thru the help of local UNDP staff and UN Volunteers from overseas shall be to help the various sectors of society select their representative the Council (IGRCP) in terms of impartial policy and methodology, necessary administrative materials and administrative staff.

The Interim Government Council of the Republic of the Philippines (IGCRP) shall have a lifespan of one year unless extended by the UN Secretary General.

IGCRP’s primary function and responsibility shall be the preparation and conduct of a national election under UN supervision, nine (9) months after its formal creation and to issue interim policies to reform the bureaucracy. Its second important function is to organize an interim criminal court (ICC) to conduct trials of violators of the election law and if the IGCRP so decides to try those who have violated the Anti-graft Laws.

IGCRP shall effect the speedy reform of the Philippine bureaucracy by issuing policies governing resignation, compensation, and appointment to vacated positions.

IGCRP shall consider for decisions the possible resignation of the
FOLLOWING;

PC I J bloggers please recommend WHO ARE TO BE ASKED TO RESIGN, WHICH OFFICES SHOULD BE ABOLISHED BY THE COUNCIL.

ACTION

The Interim Government Council of the Republic of the Philippines (IGCRP) shall be composed of eleven members who are citizens only of the Philippines, who shall represent eleven sectors of the society and shall have been selected by the sectoral organizations and communities. A chairman/woman shall be elected by the eleven members from among themselves.
The UN SGRRP shall determine the modus operandi of the Council.

The eleven members (11) shall come from the following:

1) representative of all political parties, preferably non-elected and not appointed to any office by former Presidents Ramos, Estrada, and Arroyo;
2) representative of all NGOs which have not received any funding from the government from the time of former President Ramos;
3) representative of all business organizations who have not accepted any government position from the time of Prseident Ramos;
4) Representative of all Students Regent, Student Council Presidents of private and public Universities and Colleges;
5) Representative of Labor Organizations who have not held any elective or appointive position in the government from time of President Ramos;
6) Representative of the religious sector from the Catholic, Protestant, Iglesia ni Kristo and other sects;
7) Representative of Women’s Organizations who have held any elective or appointive office in the government
8) Representative of University Presidents of public and private universities who have not obtained their appointment from time of President Ramos;
9) Representative of the Employers Association of the Philippines who have no accepted any government position from the time of President Ramos;
10) Representative of Overseas Filipino Workers (OFW) who have worked as OFW for at least 5 years;
11) Representative of Philippine Arts representing dance, music, theatre, cinema, literature.etc. who have not accepted any government position from the time of President Ramos.

SAFEGUARDS ON MEMBERS OF IGCRP

1) Members of IGCRP are not allowed to run for any elective office for at least two elections after the termination of IGCRP.
2) Members of IGCRP are prohibited from accepting any appointment in the government for at least five years from the termination of IGCRP.
3) As a reward for their patriotic service, IGCRP eleven members are automatically members or delegates to the constitutional convention IF CALLED BY by the elected officials in the first national election.

Something more follows:

SO MUCH HAS BEEN SAID BY BLOGGERS AND COMENTATORS ABOUT THE NEED FOR CHANGE.
BLOGGERS ARE NOW CHALLENGE TO OFFER THEIR OWN FORMULA.

SO MUCH HAS BEEN SAID ABOUT THE HOPELESSNESS OF THE PHILIPPINE SITUATION. THE SITUATIONS IN RWANDA, IN EAST TIMOR, IN DARFUR, IN AFGHANISTAN, IN RAQ, IN HAITI, ETC. WERE MUCH WORSE.

THIS IGCRP FORMULA IS ONLY THE FIRST SPERM FOR CHANGE, LET OTHERS PUT FORTH THEIR SPERM AND CONTEND TO FERTILIZE THAT ELUSIVE OVUM OF
HOPE FOR THE COUNTRY.

ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE
ABOUT THE IGCRP FORMULA. IF YOU THINK THIS FORMULA IS A GOOD START, SPREAD IT AROUND.

DO YOU THINK FILIPINOS CAN DO IT? I KNOW UN WILL HELP US DO IT.

SO IF YOU THINK THE FORMULA IS OKAY, LET US ALL, repeat LET US ALL WRITE KOFI ANAN FOR HELP AND LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW ABOUT IT.

Mike and Mikey are “Sacrificial Lambs” ‘SACRIFICIAL PIGS”